Sun Signs April
By Alina Rubi, PMAFA
Aries (March 21-April 19): It seems this month the stars have decided to play darts with your mood and your finances, but do not worry, it is not all soap opera drama! If you wake up wanting to hug your pillow and declare your eternal love for solitude, do not fret! It is just a little existential crisis courtesy of melancholy. That said, be careful not to lose your keys or burn breakfast while your head is in the clouds! Concentration will be on vacation, so make lists and put notes even on the fridge! Dear Aries, the changes you have been waiting centuries for (literally, for some) are just around the corner! Prepare for a move that will be like winning the lottery, but without having to buy a ticket! And as for business, this month you will shine brighter than a unicorn with glitter in the sun! Bills will rain down like gold meteorites for you. You will manage to cross off all those pending tasks from your cosmic to-do list before the universe explodes! However, watch out! Your earnings might not be as stratospheric as you imagined. Let us say you were expecting a whole planet full of gold bars, and you only get a small moon. Do not get discouraged, brave Aries! Keep working like cosmic ants and soon you will have your galaxy of riches. You will see!
Taurus (April 20-May 20): It seems this month the stars have decided to give you a break after a season worthy of a financial telenovela, with drama, tears, and even a villain or two in ties! In the realm of business, our dear Taurus has been tenser than an out-of-tune violin string, feeling like a poor donkey carrying all the problems of the universe. The good news is that starting this month, the turbulent waters will begin to calm down. Business will enter a "Zen mode" phase, so you can relax and stop counting sheep... or stressed bills! As for work, it seems Taurus will have to make important decisions, the kind that make you sweat more than in a spinning class. In the recent past, our Taurus had a run-in with their boss that could have ended in a laser-stare duel. Although they managed to bury the hatchet and now greet each other with a tense smile, Taurus's trust is more broken than a ceramic plate at a Greek wedding. They suspect their superior is waiting for the right moment to make their life impossible, like a cat stalking a mouse with a calculator! That is why the idea of requesting a transfer to another work nest is buzzing around their head like a fly in summer. However, doubt gnaws at them, wondering if they are not seeing ghosts where there are only hungover office mates. But hey, a cautious Taurus is worth two! The stars, those cosmic advisors with more experience than a centenarian yogi, whisper in their ear to trust their gut. If their inner voice says, "Run, Forrest, run!", they'd better listen and get away from that person like a bat out of hell.
Gemini (May 21-June 21): This month in the financial and business cosmos, an "offer" more suspicious than a cat with a freshly shaved mustache is on the horizon! Keep a sharp eye out! Because a character more energetic than a caffeinated rabbit will appear, ready to dazzle you with ideas so "novel" that even a unicorn would find them dj vu. They will promise you the moon, the stars, and a bank account fatter than Santa's belly after Christmas dinner. But beware, clever Geminis! Behind that visionary guru facade hides a wolf in sheep's clothing (and probably with a pyramid scheme up their sleeve). If our curious Gemini falls into the trap of this "miraculous project," they will not only see their savings evaporate faster than ice cream in the desert, but they could also end up seeing the "stars" from a less glamorous perspective: behind bars! In the workplace, dear chatty Geminis, it is time to leave shyness in the closet along with that turtleneck sweater you never wear. Bring out your inner lion and roar for your goals! You have ideas brighter than a light bulb, but so far, your bosses have listened to you less than a mosquito at a rock concert. However, in the coming days there will be a high-level meeting, with the crme de la crme of the company. Among all those executive suits, a woman with more decision-making power than a "like" button on social media will stand out. This woman will be willing to listen to your brilliant proposals and will become the cosmic godmother of your professional career! This is the golden opportunity, Gemini! You must talk to this woman no matter what, even if you must juggle reports or sing a serenade in the boardroom! Do it, for the love of the stars! Because if you let this chance pass, you will regret it more than liking your ex's photo from five years ago.
Cancer (June 22-July 22): It seems this month the universe is going to give you a little pinch on your shell to wake you up, especially in the realm of business and finance! You have been more asleep than a hibernating bear, with your commercial ventures gathering cosmic dust. But bam! Like an unexpected ray of sunshine, someone will give you news that will pull you out of your entrepreneurial nap and show you the real picture. Your competition is growing faster than weeds in spring, and if you do not become organized and bring out your best battle claws, your business could become more forgotten than a VHS in the streaming era! In the family sphere, dear Cancers, this month you will be softer than a crab just out of the water. You will want to express your feelings, something your family has been asking for more than ice cream in summer! Take advantage of these days to tell all your loved ones how important they are to you. Let your emotional mane down and show them that beneath that sometimes-grumpy shell, there is a heart bigger than the Pacific Ocean! You will not regret showering love and hugs as if there were no tomorrow! And after Wednesday, if you are single and unattached, prepare for a lightning bolt of love that will leave you seeing stars. You will meet someone who will steal your heart at first sight, and the most surprising thing is that this relationship will have more future than a superhero movie with a confirmed sequel!
Leo (July 23-Aug.22): This month you will roar louder than a Formula 1 engine, especially when it comes to money! It seems the universe has rolled out an economic red carpet for you, so prepare to shine brighter than a polished gold ingot! In the realm of business, Mars is going to give you a boost more powerful than a double espresso with extra caffeine! You will feel so strong and eager to conquer the world (or at least the local market) that even challenges will seem like playful kittens. And your creativity will be more unleashed than a lion in the savanna with an open bar of innovative ideas! If you manage to transform those brilliant ideas into commercial ventures, bills will rain down as if you broke a piata full of dollars! In the workplace, get ready for a non-stop month! You will be more active than a monkey with a freshly peeled banana, which will make your job performance skyrocket like a space rocket. Some unexpected problems will arise in the office, but with that feline superhero vitality, you will solve them faster. In love, the single Leo will have more chances of reconciling with their wounded lioness than a politician making empty promises. Yes, yes, Leo, you've put your paw all the way to the bottom of the ocean, and that made your sentimental partner give you a "see you later," But don't give up, feline Romeo, your attempts at reconquest, although they now seem more useless than an ashtray on a motorcycle, are about to take a turn.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): This month the universe has prepared a financial and business roller coaster for you steeper than the bill at a fancy restaurant after ordering the entire menu. Your business is in such a serious economic situation that even piggy banks are trembling with fear, and that has had you more down than a clown without an audience! You felt like a mismatched sock, with no desire to fight even for the last piece of cake. But grab your calculators! Because in the coming days, the planets will make a cosmic alignment more synchronized than a modern dance group, and that will give you a positive shake-up! You will feel more refreshed than a freshly washed car and with an energy to keep going that not even an energy drink with steroids can match. You will discover that to get out of this economic mess you need to make drastic changes. But do not fear! You will make those decisions without hesitation and that will help things start to improve faster than a viral recipe on social media. In the realm of love, Cupid is winking at you! The stars will favor communication in couples more than a simultaneous translator at an international meeting. Although your sentimental relationship is better than a movie with a happy ending, there are painful secrets from your past locked away. Take advantage of this month to open your heart as if it were a storybook! You can trust your partner, and your sincerity will contribute to strengthening the loving bond.
Libra (Sept.23 - Oct. 22): This month, spirituality will knock on your door more insistently than an encyclopedia sales associate, and you will feel the need to do a deeper inner cleaning than the one you do in your closet when you change seasons. It will be a "soul detox" process that will also affect your body: goodbye to bad eating habits (maybe not all desserts) and hello to movement, as your body was already asking for the runway more than a DJ at a party! In love, the Libra man will be more confused than a dog at a sausage fair. Constant arguments with his partner have left the relationship worn out, and he will begin to doubt his feelings. The stars, those cosmic advisors with more experience than a couple's therapist, suggest he talk to his sentimental partner with the sincerity of a child confessing to eating the cookies. Who knows! Maybe he will discover that she feels the same way as him, as if they were in a competition of "let's see who doubts this relationship more"! However, watch out! Do not rush to throw in the towel, if you are thinking of breaking up, wait at least fifteen days before giving the news, because you might regret it. On the other hand, the Libra woman will experience a cozy month. In recent weeks, she has met a man with a stronger character than a double coffee, and he has left you more dazzled than a firefly on a dark night! The relationship promises more than a movie trailer, but it is advisable that, from the beginning, you get your partner used to respecting your personal space.
Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21): Luck will be on your side, boosting your businesses! It is time to stop secretly dreaming about those ambitious projects and launch into adventure like Indiana Jones in search of lost treasure! You will be so favored by the stars that everything that once seemed more difficult than finding parking in rush hour will begin to happen! Ideal month to get into legal matters without fear, sign contracts as if there were no tomorrow or start any procedure that has to do with laws and lawyers! In the murky terrain of love, Scorpios will discover secrets more hidden than grandma's secret ingredient. During the next few days, the probability of divorces or breakups will be high. You will find out, in the most unexpected way (perhaps by a wrong text message or a gossipy friend), that your partner has cheated on you more than a deer with large antlers. This news will hit you like a bucket of cold water in the middle of winter and leave you more devastated than a piata after a children's party! But remember, brave Scorpios, that although it hurts more than a mule kick, it is better to know the truth and cry for a while than to live deceived like in a cheap soap opera!
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): This month looks more favorable for your careers than finding an oasis in the desert after a long walk. Opportunities to take courses will arise, and it will be the perfect time to dust off those forgotten university books! If you manage to overcome that laziness that sometimes attacks you, you will discover how good it feels to cross that unfinished degree off your list of "things to do before a black hole swallows me." If you have been in the same job longer than old furniture, surely there is some colleague with whom you speak less than a spy with a double agent, all because of some old problem. But this month it will dawn on you! You will realize that continuing to fight with someone you see every day is more absurd than using an umbrella indoors. Surely you do not even remember the reason for the fight, so it is time to send it to the trunk of forgotten memories! Besides, reconciling with your colleagues will make you feel much more comfortable and relaxed at work. In love, Sagittarian men, and women, it is time to learn to be more tolerant than a grandmother with a mischievous grandchild! You have by your side a person who loves you more than their favorite dish, understands you better than Google, and supports you in all your craziest projects. However, you insist on finding flaws even under the carpets. The stars, with their infinite wisdom, invite you to reflect on this matter.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): In the ever-complicated terrain of love, it seems that men are in for a busier month than a kicked hornet's nest. During this month, maintaining fidelity to your current partner will be more difficult than finding free parking in a mall in Miami. It seems that destiny has set out to test that legendary Capricornian capacity to resist temptations! Prepare yourselves because people with a very potent sexual attraction will appear in your lives. The stars, with their ancestral wisdom, advise you to think about the consequences of your actions! Remember that one night of "fun" can turn into weeks of drama! Attention, future Capricorn moms: sound the alarms! Starting Tuesday, a period of fertility higher than the price of avocados out of season opens, and it will last until the following month! So, if you are looking for a little kid, this is your golden opportunity! As for Capricorn men, watch out for the weekend! Refrain from doing activities riskier than crossing the street with your eyes closed, because the risk of suffering accidents will be more present than an insurance salesperson at a family gathering. More caution and less adrenaline, Capris!
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 20): This month your emotions are going to be stirred up. It seems there are ghosts from the past, psychological wounds from when you were little, that, although more years have passed than in a cowboy movie, still hurt like an ingrown nail! But good news, bright minds! Someone close to you, with patience, will convince you that going to psychological therapy is not crazy (well, maybe a little, but the kind of crazy who wants to feel better!). This therapy will be like a vacuum cleaner for your soul, helping you overcome the past and make your present less chaotic. For those Aquarians who have businesses in partnership, hold on to your seats! The stars announce disagreements bigger than a squid fight and commercial breakups more abrupt than an unexpected haircut. Much prudence! In love, the Aquarius woman will have a revelation bigger than finding a winning lottery ticket in an old pocket. It turns out that all those prejudices she had against her in-laws were false. In the coming months, a family member's illness will force her to spend more time with them, and it will be like discovering a hidden treasure! She will really get to know them, learn to love them (who would have thought!) and respect them more than her favorite series. For their part, single Aquarians will be more nostalgic than an eighties song, remembering a past relationship that they have idealized!
Pisces (Feb. 21-March 20): This month you must swim against the current of your own fears, like a salmon upstream, but with fewer scales and more doubts! It seems your current job has you dissatisfied. You feel that your talents and preparation are not valued, and the salary... well, let us just say it barely covers enough dreams for the month. You have more reasons to look for another job than there are fish in the sea! However, there you are, paralyzed like an ice statue, consoling yourself with the mantra of "at least I have a job," even though that job makes you feel like a fish out of water. But grab your fins! This month you will meet a personal guru (maybe not in a robe and sandals, but just as enlightening) who will help you break free from those mental chains. You will start looking for a place where you feel more comfortable and professionally fulfilled and oh, cosmic surprise! a new job opportunity will appear in your life faster than a shooting star. In the murky terrain of love, the Pisces man will suffer more disappointments than a child told unicorns do not exist. He started a relationship more in love than Romeo on a balcony, seeing everything rosy... until he began to suspect that his partner's eyes shone more for his wallet than for his personal charm! And he is not wrong, clever little fish! The best thing to do is cut that relationship faster than an onion, before they take even your scales! For their part, the Pisces woman will have to make more effort to get along with her in-laws. If she does not, her relationship could suffer.
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Expertise: Specializing in Vocational Astrology, Electional Astrology, Astro-location, Astro-marketing & Astrological Talismans. Teaches AFA certification/preparation for AFA exams, private & group instruction. Clases de Astrologia en Espaol para todos los niveles.
